Dear God My Physics Lab Instructor Is A Highly Attractive Female

"macanamera" (macanamera) 09/03/2015 at 14:03 • Filed to: None

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And so begins two and a half hours of keeping my muscles permanently flexed. Wish me luck.

MOD EDIT: she’s also extremely wealthy and drives a nice car -FS

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > macanamera 09/03/2015 at 14:07

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Pics or it didn’t happen. lol

Good Luck. T/A I presume?

shop-teacher > macanamera 09/03/2015 at 14:07

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Good luck!

For Sweden > macanamera 09/03/2015 at 14:07

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Please just take photographs, not a sample, David Attenborough

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > macanamera 09/03/2015 at 14:07

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Plot Twist: She actually likes men with dad-bod.

pjhusa > macanamera 09/03/2015 at 14:10

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Just think about your work

My citroen won't start > macanamera 09/03/2015 at 14:10

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Were you not a lawyer Macanamera?

Manic Otti > macanamera 09/03/2015 at 14:10

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I’m guessing the kind of woman that is a physics lab instructor would probably not be that impressed by chronic muscle flexing, but then again, I could be (and often am) wrong. : )

DrJohannVegas > macanamera 09/03/2015 at 14:11

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Your instructor is a highly attractive female what?

I assume your English TA was also distractingly attractive.

For Sweden > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 09/03/2015 at 14:13

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then she’d be perfect for the vast majority of Oppositelock members

macanamera > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! 09/03/2015 at 14:13

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She might be a member of the department actually, she's a bit old to be a TA...

macanamera > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 09/03/2015 at 14:13

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Chipotle here I come

macanamera > My citroen won't start 09/03/2015 at 14:14

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Nope!

macanamera > pjhusa 09/03/2015 at 14:14

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Why would I do that that doesn't make any sense there's a hot girl here

macanamera > Manic Otti 09/03/2015 at 14:14

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Only one way to find out

LOREM IPSUM > macanamera 09/03/2015 at 14:15

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Manic Otti > macanamera 09/03/2015 at 14:15

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Flex like the wind!

WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe > macanamera 09/03/2015 at 14:15

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Educate her on the physics of friction burn.

macanamera > DrJohannVegas 09/03/2015 at 14:16

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Sorry, highly attractive female tomato.

Takuro Spirit > macanamera 09/03/2015 at 14:16

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There’s only ONE muscle you really need to flex IFYOUKNOWWHATIMEAN

macanamera > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe 09/03/2015 at 14:16

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“Did you know lube decreases the coefficient of kinetic friction?”

My citroen won't start > macanamera 09/03/2015 at 14:17

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Huh.

macanamera > Takuro Spirit 09/03/2015 at 14:17

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bewbs?

macanamera > My citroen won't start 09/03/2015 at 14:17

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Why'd you think that?

Tekamul > macanamera 09/03/2015 at 14:18

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Just win her over with your personali- never mind. Keep flexin’

ChooChooMotherFudger > macanamera 09/03/2015 at 14:19

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When I was in first year physics we had a rather good looking Lab TA and this guy in our class, we called him “Buddy”, had a tendency to brown nose Proffs. He ended up going after this girl to the point of creepy. He would come over and ask her questions that he knew. But the best part was if you could talk to the TA or maker her laugh, he would shoot you a look of pure hatred across the room. One guy I know made a point of making her laugh each lab. Our last lab he ended up coming back to “get something” and had to walk close past her atleast twice and rub into her. Poor girl.

Just thought I would share funny story.

My citroen won't start > macanamera 09/03/2015 at 14:19

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I don’t know, I had a conversation with a fellow lawyer on Oppo a couple months ago, I kept assuming it was you, but now that I think about it, it was probably MaserConti.

Ash78, voting early and often > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! 09/03/2015 at 14:19

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Yes, two of one, and one of the other.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > macanamera 09/03/2015 at 14:20

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Courger hunting? Ah man those were the days...

random001 > macanamera 09/03/2015 at 14:20

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Ok.

Wacko > macanamera 09/03/2015 at 14:21

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SR20?

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > macanamera 09/03/2015 at 14:22

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Don’t be creepy

For Sweden > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! 09/03/2015 at 14:22

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Maybe that’s what the word female is describing. A female Trans Am

macanamera > Santiago of Escuderia Boricua 09/03/2015 at 14:26

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I'm the least creepy. That's why I don't get all these picture requests lol...that would be pretty damn creepy

spanfucker retire bitch > macanamera 09/03/2015 at 14:28

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Those aren’t a muscle. If they were, they wouldn’t be so delightfully squishy.

nermal > macanamera 09/03/2015 at 14:29

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Make sure you smile & wave!

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > macanamera 09/03/2015 at 14:30

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educate her on your own physics...

ceanderson920 > macanamera 09/03/2015 at 14:38

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At least you won’t want to skip the class, make sure you find the hottest girl in class for your lab partner.

Takuro Spirit > macanamera 09/03/2015 at 14:40

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macanamera > ceanderson920 09/03/2015 at 14:46

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Already done

ceanderson920 > macanamera 09/03/2015 at 14:52

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Thatta boy! That’s the exact same thing I would do, find the hottest girl in class and sit next to her! I hooked up with a couple of them so sometimes it made class kinda weird but fuck it who cares.

yamahog > macanamera 09/03/2015 at 15:08

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ITT: absolutely zero reasons women might want to GTFO of STEM.

macanamera > yamahog 09/03/2015 at 15:13

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Well yeah everyone asking for pics is slightly weird but as far as me noticing she's really attractive there's very little I can do about that. Evolution and stuff. If I was a heterosexual girl and the instructor was a hot dude I'd be making the same post with different pronouns.

pjhusa > macanamera 09/03/2015 at 15:21

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If you’re that distracted that much, then she is a new epitome of beauty

Or you have too many hormones (not taking offense here)

Brian, The Life of > macanamera 09/03/2015 at 16:48

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Hot for the Teacher?

DrJohannVegas > macanamera 09/04/2015 at 02:19

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